Writers are forgetful,
but they remember everything.
They forget appointments and anniversaries,
but remember what you wore,
how you smelled,
on your first date…
They remember every story you’ve ever told them -
like ever,
but forget what you’ve just said.
They don’t remember to water the plants
or take out the trash,
but they don’t forget how
to make you laugh.
Writers are forgetful
because
they’re busy
remembering
the important things.
(via anyonebutalex)
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What to say:
I like your shoelaces.
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What to answer:
Thanks, I stole them from the president.
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RULE:
Tell this to people and if they answer the correct answer then you know you have found another one of us :) Don't tell people what it means if they don't know! REBLOG and spread the word!!
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Remember also:
Where'd you get your shoes?
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What to answer:
Aliens.
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Just in case they're not wearing shoes with shoelaces...
janersm:
sexting-inchurch:
beautilation:
Yeah I think the joke might be falling
This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music
It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that
(via addispearz)
situpsandfruitcups:
I wonder how many people have reblogged this previously, had a baby and sigh every time it passes by
(via twofuckingfacedbitch)
malijuanastyles:
Stop making people feel bad for liking things that make them happy
(via these-rebelhands)
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